The wet moose walks backwards as the crow sings at night.

goo_goo_flex @ 2004-08-29T18:05:00

2004-08-30T01:12:20Z

hey bitches i'm actually updating my live journal. woopdydoo!
so i'm at the pay phone right, and the guy in front of me turns around, do you know who that man was? Emilio Estaphon.
EMILIO!!!!!!!

got to go
catchyou onthe reverse side

goo_goo_flex @ 2004-06-14T15:51:00

2004-06-14T20:05:28Z

I got a new picture thinger, It's Conan!!!

Summer's been pretty boring so far, but tomorrow is the Dashboard concert so that'll be pretty cool. Thats about all i have to say.

goo_goo_flex @ 2004-05-29T11:51:00

2004-05-29T15:48:36Z

Its finally Summer, but it doesn't really feel like it for some reason. Im at AleXXX's house. We slept together. We had a big fire and burned all his school stuff. Also, i got chased by a savage beast of a dog. You could read more about tis tragic event in our brand new Community.

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=smellslikebakon

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goo_goo_flex @ 2004-03-30T21:56:00

2004-03-31T03:13:24Z

Japanese, Korean, Egyptian, Ugaslovian, Afghani, Saudi Arabian, Canadian, Vietnamese, Peruvian, American, Russian, Peurta Rican, Mongolian. That was cool. You guys should do that. You know whats weird? they all have an "A" in them. Thats messed up. Actually no its not really but oh well, I'm genna stop now.

Hater's want to hate.
Lover's want to love.
I don't want none of the above.
I'm gonna piss on you.

Thanks for officializing it.
It's Pizzle

goo_goo_flex @ 2004-03-27T23:58:00

2004-03-28T05:20:34Z

hey readers, i would like to sum my weakend up in one word, ihadfunthisweekendiwenttoabacoaonfridizzleandhungoutwithsomepeepsitwasagoodtimeandstuffexceptwhenacoptriedtoarrestusbecausemyshoesweretiedtogetherthatsnotcoolbutohwellfridaywasveryeducationalforinstanceilearnedthatyoucangiveaglasswindowCPRaftereverybodyleftihadtostayuntilllike12:00becausethatstheonlytimeicouldgetaridebutitwascoolbecauseimetupwithsomeotherkidsandwewenttostadiumgrillandatebuffalowingsandfrenchfriesandthenwegotinafightwithafatkidnamedRJonandthenwerootedfortheptherteaminabasketballgamesoeveryoneinthewholerestaurantwaspissedatussowekindahadtorunawayfromtherethenwhenifinallygothomeiwatchedConanbecausehesmyidolandallandthentodayiplayedpaintballwithbrizzleandilitupSlimShadytheniwenttoworkandmade89dollarsin5hourswitchkicksallyourjobs'sassesandnowimehere, did you like my word, its the longest word in the Chinese dictionary, well thats all folks

P.S. is it P wizzle or Pizzle?

brett's recently ghettohed up trampoline

2004-03-26T05:04:16Z

today me and slim shady went to brett's flibidyflabidyflu, we stuck a soccer ball in the gass petal and jumped on the back of fabio's golf kart, (no one was stearing that means) well for some reason the golf kart decided to make a 2789 degree turn right into the unexpecting trampoline and bent the beast into an oval and lost about 14 springs. it was prolly the most rentaretarded thing that has ever happened but oh well, who cares, brett's gay anyway, ha ha that rhymes, kinda. thats it, bitches.

p.s. brittney your awesome if you get my hat signed

goo_goo_flex @ 2004-03-25T23:29:00

2004-03-26T04:48:52Z

1) Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Megizzle
2) Am i weird?
indeed
3) How long have you known me?
kindergarten
4) When and how did we first meet?
we were in the same kindergarten class
5) What was your first impression?
thats the finest piece of ass my eyes have ever witnessed
6) Do you still think that way about me now?
HOLLAH
7) What do you think my weakness is?
you get to emotional
8) Do you think i'll get married?
yeah
9) What makes me happy?
skeet skeet skeet
10) What makes me sad?
chinks
11) What reminds you of me?
you
12) If you could give me anything what would it be?
fitty sent ring
13) How welll do you know me?
as far as i can throw you
14) Whats my middle name? if not that...whats my cats name?
Elizabeth
15) When is the last time you saw me?
fridizzle
16) Ever wanted to tell me something but you just couldn't?
not really
17) Do you think i could kill someone?
yeah, you'd run them over with a truck
18) Describe me in one word.
gay "happy"
19) Do you think our friendaship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
weaker, due to my operation
20) Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and i would listen?
i guess
21) Would you ever date me?

22) Would you ever kiss me?
yeah, cause you can't get chlamedia through kissing
23) Am i a good friend?
yeah,except for when you ditch me on halloween
24) What do you think is one of my biggest pet-peeves?
when people are stupid

goo_goo_flex @ 2004-03-22T23:34:00

2004-03-23T05:20:55Z

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1) What came first the chicken or the egg?
2) The house is burning down and u have the chance to grab one cd. Which cd would u grab?
3) Do you believe in love at first site?
4) What is your fantasy? seriously. no migits allowed.
5) If you could change one thing about your life right now...what would it be and y?
6) Why wont you say snasausages?

1) god made the plants and the animals on the third day not the protective shell that covers them while they are in their mother's womb
2) who cares i could just burn one illegaly for free and if i get caught i will papasail my wat to rio dejanero
3)no, ive seen blind people making out
4) i agree with jake, how can you have a fantasy without midgets
5) i'd be 80 feet tall
6)because it stands for
scientific neusance analizing some antique umbrella systematcally after getting erections sexually

i stoll this from an unexpecting orphan

[Name] Peter Keeney Wilson
[nick names] Pizzle, Peteman, Captain Real Estate, Lemon Head, Sexy man on earth that ever walked the planet, P Wizzle.
[Screen name] Peteman5310
[Birthday] February 13 '89
[Astrological sign?] Don't make up words
[Location] Jupiter FL palm beach Cnty.
[Sexual Preference] heterofabulous
[Marital Status] i have 7 wifes at my house over in Omishland, Pennsylvania
[Eye Color] i don't know, i can't see them
[Height] 5' 3
[Siblings?] 2 brothers
[Kids of your own?] 48 in this country (if you count the retarded ones)
[Rent, lease, or own your home?] i pay a buck fifty a night for my cardboard box down on pars side
[What do you drive?] bicycle,HOLLAH

Favorites
[ Color ] Verde
[ Number ] i'm angry at numbers, theres like too many of them
[ Animal ] Penguin
[ Vehicle ] '75 corvette
[ Flower ] that one kind that has the pettals
[ Scent ] 50 Scent
[ Shape ] a 69agon
[ Drinks ] Yoo Hoo
[ Soda ] Pepsizzle
[ Bands ] Aeromith, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Queen, Golden Earing,
[ Songs ] Sweet Emotion

=Do you...=
[ Color your hair? ] no
[ Twirl your hair? ] no
[ Have tattoos? ] not if i have to keep this PG-13 rated
[ Piercings? ] not if i have to keep this PG-13 rated
[ Drink/Smoke? ] no
[ Like roller coasters? ] indeed
[ Want more piercings? ] not if i have to keep this PG-13 rated
[ Like cleaning? ] i'd like to watch megan clean
[ Carry a donor card? ] no
[ Swear a lot? ] actually i truly havent said Fu#* since the summer before 5th grade isn't that amazing, i'm going for the record
[ Own a web cam? ] not if i have to keep this pg-13 rated
[ Ever get off the damn computer? ]i'm only on like once or twice a week if that, i'm not real technological
[ Habla Espanol? ] Pedro Pata DE Pala
=Have you ever...=
[ Gotten a speeding ticket? ] when i was rollin on 24's
[ Been in a wreck? ] ha ha i wish steven was still here
[ Been in a fist fight? ] no, i prolly wouldn't still be alive
[ Kicked someone in the nuts? ] no way
[ Held a gun? ] indeed
[ Drank? ] no
[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ] no
[ Considered a life of crime? ] technically yes, cow tipping is against the law
[ Cheated on someone? ] no
[ Been married? ] i am now
[ Cried over a girl? ] indeed,
over a boy?} all the time, its like i try to be sweet and kind and they walk over me,BOO HOO
[ Lied to someone? ] yes ,who hasnt
[ Been in love? ] do blow up dolls count
[ Fallen for your best friend? ] indeed
[ Been rejected? ] if you said ejected, i would have to right a 12 page report
[ Been in lust? ] Don't make up words
[ Used someone? ] i use people as stepping stools all the time
[ Been cheated on? ] no

[Current music] Queen
[Current taste] Shrimp
[Current hair] all fancied up
[Current annoyance] the tick tocking of my clock
[Current smell] spacal
[Current thing I ought to be doing] sleeping
[Current windows open] livejournal
[Current desktop picture] some sunset thing
[Current cd in stereo] mix
[Current crush] Larry
[Current favorite celeb] Conan O'Brien
[Current hate] why does everything have to be so negatinve
[Current job] Savories aka: the best restaurant this side of Harlem

The last...
[Last book you read] Brave New World
[Last movie you saw] Full Metal Jacket
[Last thing you had to drink] Yoo Hoo
[Last thing you ate] Shrimp
[Last person you talked to on the phone] My loving Mother

Love life
[First crush] Britney-Kindergarten, damn she was fine
[First kiss] Nicole
[Single or attached?] single
[Ever been in love?] see above
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] see above
[Do you believe in "the one?"] indeed
[Describe your ideal significant other] 6 foot nine 350 pounds and she better be able to cook

Uranus

2004-03-17T23:12:54Z

man, i havent written in this biznatch in a long time. well i'll tell you the whole story:

First, the Earth cooled. Then came the dinosuars, but they got to fat and lazy so they all died.Then came the Ararb people and they bought mercedes.Then everyone got aids whichstands for "American In denailSate butheres a rumour that says that it really stands for "AntelopeIncubating Don't Satisfy" or maybe its "Army Intelegents Die Slowly." But that doesn't really matter. After that, the irish got all drunk and today we celebrate that fact.

Pizzle

Math Puuh

2004-03-03T23:10:14Z

the military ball was coolioolio , i know i'm a bit delayed but, yeah whatever. John Q. is my idol, i'm never eating trail mix again and i'm genna go to Publix (puh-blikz') and by some land o lakes cojak semi-soft cheese because its as good chef's cocolate salty balls. I love how Denny's is so clean. the Lynard Skynard concert is in tres days and were all set to go we just need a ride there
ROSTER: Pete megan bryan gary kyle

QUOTE OF THE DAY: I like you. When the world is mine, your death will be quick and painless.
. - Stewie Griffon
. (Family Guy)

goo_goo_flex @ 2004-02-28T10:12:00

2004-02-28T15:28:35Z

today is the military ball, i don't know why i should write that because everyone knows that already but whatever its genna be cool like a fool in a, in a, in a smi, in a smi, in a swimm, in a, its genna be cool like a fool in a, its genna be cool like a fool, its genna be cool like a fool in a swimming pool. (compliments of jimmy from South Park) well the ball de los military is in like 9 hours so i betta start walkin'

quote of the day- "old people are awesome"

goo_goo_flex @ 2004-02-25T16:38:00

2004-02-25T21:53:27Z

i was chillin out macs and relaxin all cool and all shootin some
b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good startin makin trouble in my neighborhood i got in one little fight and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in belaire
...anyway today we made these god's eyes things in spanish class and mine sucked serious oblong shaped nips saturdixxle is the millitaty bizzle i can't wait to go see lynard skynard with bryan and MEGAN because she is going

holla at the moon

SUBJECT

2004-02-19T02:05:40Z

i got a cell phone for my birthday guys aren't i cool. wow, i have a lot to say. i guess i'm done. peace to the east

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I'm back bitch

2004-02-17T23:48:20Z

Hey, i havent written one of these things in a while because Mallory tried to download AOL 9.0 and when she left the thing was like "press enter and you'll have AOL 9.0" and of course i can't possibly handle a thing like that. I think when i went to hit enter, i slipped and hit "shift" and at that exact moment the wind blew pressing "space bar" and apparently if you hit the "space bar" while holding "shift" it goes back a page and that page was more like press enter to delete every internet thing you've ever had and make uncrackable passwords to where it let me go online, but i couldn't visit any web sites. But now its working so its all good. I guess i should summarize my weekend. on friday, mallory, megan, bryan, leo, and brittany came over and we chilled and i hope those pictures never get released! on saturday i went to work and made 90 dollars in 5 hours so thats cool and stuff, on sunday i slept all day then i went to see BARBER SHOP 2 and on monday i played paintball. today i just chillin out and i'll probably end up going in the pool and stuff.

goo_goo_flex @ 2004-02-12T22:43:00

2004-02-13T04:02:19Z

Bueno, hows it goin pimps and pimpets, pimpets is just aa nice name for whores if you think about it. Just got back from work at the best restaurant this side of harlem. Thats where shania twain met jenkins and thats how we got the drummer from AEROSMITH back in sweet home Alabama. I realize that if your not Megan or Bryan then this makes no sense to you at all. But all tou have to do to understand is get in a time machine and go back and figure out what the hell i am talkin about. By the way time machines were invented in 2012. So get in a time machine, go to the year 2012, buy a time machine, and go back about a week from now. Its really quite easy.
Que Pasa

Jenkins On Jeopardy

2004-02-12T01:26:35Z

Bueno,I was watching Jeopardy and the category was "Professional Sports" and when the guy picked it, a man popped up and said "Hi, I'm Chris Jenkins" and he kept talking and the question was team did he play for, but it was hillarious because it was frickin Jenkins. I mean what are the chances of that? Goo Goo Flex. Well i'm genna start callin it a tizzizzouse.
Que Pasa

Jenkins for president

2004-02-11T21:11:59Z

Bueno
. I've made it to day 2 guys aren't you proud of me. Jake I am a slut, you got me there. These things are pimp. Its like i'm reading your journal and theres nothing you can do about it. Mwuhahahaha. Goo Goo Flex. It was hizzouse, but now its tizzouse, the times have changed. It went from i'm in the house to crib to flibidiflabbityflu to hizzouse to tizzouse

Que Pasa

I got a freakin journal!

2004-02-10T22:20:05Z

Bueno, This is Pete,ya know the founder of the IHSP. Well, i got this journal thing, Hollah. Right now i'm at Megan's tizouse. The B-Man's here too. He's rapeing the little ones. Its all sixes and sevens over here. We are listening to some Lynard Skynard. Goo Goo Flex!

Que Pasa